ogfleecethotson:

marfmellow:

#teamfatbelly

Yes

supermerwhooncelocked:

tianatwitty:

Please make this go viral.

It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

It is so important that you all know…
I’ve been there, I understand, I do. And it gets better. It really does.

(via harryashe)

Timestamp: 1405835154

supermerwhooncelocked:

tianatwitty:

Please make this go viral.

It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

It is so important that you all know…
I’ve been there, I understand, I do. And it gets better. It really does.

(via harryashe)

beesandbombs:

by request, rainbow spinners without the lines

Timestamp: 1405809630

beesandbombs:

by request, rainbow spinners without the lines

tsunamiwavesurfing:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

pussy so delicious

pussy so nutritious

pussy so good i fuck around and do the dishes

pussy so amazing

pussy got me pacing

pussy got me cumin fast you’d think a nigga racing

pussy so impressive

pussy got me skressin

pussy got me dead my nigga put me in a casket

image

(via dynastylnoire)

thisisevak:

diaryofabaglady:

MY MOTHA

I fucking love her

(via soundlessshouts)

Timestamp: 1405804401

thisisevak:

diaryofabaglady:

MY MOTHA

I fucking love her

(via soundlessshouts)

Friday X Simpsons

(Source: darvinasafo, via dynastylnoire)

Timestamp: 1405804033

Friday X Simpsons

(Source: darvinasafo, via dynastylnoire)

vinebox:

Old people hearing about people dying

lol just saw these dudes today

(via shylalen)

harryis-acupcake:

niick4:

danger-mouz:

calirosegold:

patronustrip:

tootsienoodles:

freackthehopeful:

skylarghost:

weasleyrocksyoursocks:

seong:

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER

SWEET JESUS

You have your mother’s cheek bones

godDAMMIT NOW WE’RE SHIPPING CUTLERY

TUMBLR YOU NEED TO S T O P

I hope this post comes back to me when it has a short story attached. 

The Utensils were a happy family, just like any other. Fork was a loving, caring father, who worked at a bank, and Spoon was his beautiful wife, who owned a small business that allowed her to spend a lot of time with their son, Spork. Every day, when Fork came home from work, he gently clinked against the rim of Spoon’s face and asked how her day had been. She would go on and on about how her Aunt Bowl was letting anyone fill her up these days, and telling him he would never guess who they got a phone call from today (it was his brother, Knife), and he would just lean back against the china cabinet, staring at his wife’s beautiful reflective surface, and know everything was right in the world. 

One day, however, everything was suddenly not right in the world at all.

Fork woke up in the silverware drawer and instantly knew something was wrong. He looked over to where Spoon normally slept, confused when he saw nothing but empty space. Or, at least, he thought it was empty. It took him a minute to see the small note left there. Oh no. God, no, he thought.

He picked up the note with shaking prongs, and read amid tears:

“Fork,

     I’m sorry to leave you like this, but I just couldn’t face seeing you. It’s too painful. I’m not strong enough to tell you this to your face, and I know that makes me a coward. I know that makes me a horrible utensil. But I can’t do this anymore.

     Do you remember Cow’s party the other night? The night she was so drunk she swore she jumped over the moon? Well, I met someone that night. His name is Dish. And we’re running away together.

     Please, don’t try and find us. Dish makes me happy. He doesn’t spend all day staring at me, looking at himself in my reflection. 

Goodbye, Fork.

-Spoon”


Fork collapsed to the ground, wishing he could tell Spoon that the reason he loved staring at her reflective surface so much, was because of the way her surface magnified everything around her, making it seem so much greater and more beautiful than people could see themselves as normally. Her personality did the same thing. It’s what he loved most about her. And what he would miss most of all.

I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS FUCKING SITE.

image

bra..fucking..vo

sweet jesus i’m crying over cutlery

things like this make me happy i have a tumblr

i’M CRYING… BECAUSE CUTLERY. 

This website is going to be the death of me.

(Source: soy-un-vampido, via oda-kirby)

Timestamp: 1405358290

harryis-acupcake:

niick4:

danger-mouz:

calirosegold:

patronustrip:

tootsienoodles:

freackthehopeful:

skylarghost:

weasleyrocksyoursocks:

seong:

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER

SWEET JESUS

You have your mother’s cheek bones

godDAMMIT NOW WE’RE SHIPPING CUTLERY

TUMBLR YOU NEED TO S T O P

I hope this post comes back to me when it has a short story attached. 

The Utensils were a happy family, just like any other. Fork was a loving, caring father, who worked at a bank, and Spoon was his beautiful wife, who owned a small business that allowed her to spend a lot of time with their son, Spork. Every day, when Fork came home from work, he gently clinked against the rim of Spoon’s face and asked how her day had been. She would go on and on about how her Aunt Bowl was letting anyone fill her up these days, and telling him he would never guess who they got a phone call from today (it was his brother, Knife), and he would just lean back against the china cabinet, staring at his wife’s beautiful reflective surface, and know everything was right in the world. 

One day, however, everything was suddenly not right in the world at all.

Fork woke up in the silverware drawer and instantly knew something was wrong. He looked over to where Spoon normally slept, confused when he saw nothing but empty space. Or, at least, he thought it was empty. It took him a minute to see the small note left there. Oh no. God, no, he thought.

He picked up the note with shaking prongs, and read amid tears:

“Fork,

     I’m sorry to leave you like this, but I just couldn’t face seeing you. It’s too painful. I’m not strong enough to tell you this to your face, and I know that makes me a coward. I know that makes me a horrible utensil. But I can’t do this anymore.

     Do you remember Cow’s party the other night? The night she was so drunk she swore she jumped over the moon? Well, I met someone that night. His name is Dish. And we’re running away together.

     Please, don’t try and find us. Dish makes me happy. He doesn’t spend all day staring at me, looking at himself in my reflection. 

Goodbye, Fork.

-Spoon”


Fork collapsed to the ground, wishing he could tell Spoon that the reason he loved staring at her reflective surface so much, was because of the way her surface magnified everything around her, making it seem so much greater and more beautiful than people could see themselves as normally. Her personality did the same thing. It’s what he loved most about her. And what he would miss most of all.

I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS FUCKING SITE.

image

bra..fucking..vo

sweet jesus i’m crying over cutlery

things like this make me happy i have a tumblr

i’M CRYING… BECAUSE CUTLERY. 

This website is going to be the death of me.

(Source: soy-un-vampido, via oda-kirby)

newtonandhermann:

jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry

(via ouijavvhore)

Timestamp: 1405357964

newtonandhermann:

jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry

(via ouijavvhore)

marchcouldbedarker:

ragemovement:

Not just for those in Detroit, but anywhere where the right to water is being restricted or denied!

hey everyone, this post has only gotten a thousand or so notes and only a single follower of mine has reblogged this from me specifically.

Detroit has been shutting water off for entire neighborhoods regardless of whether people paid bills or not. Even if they didn’t, should that really mean that they should die of thirst? Should there really be a cost to stay alive?

Please, spread this. Link it on other sites so someone down the line who needs this anywhere can take back water, something that should be the right of every human being.

(via shesastounding)

Timestamp: 1405357850

marchcouldbedarker:

ragemovement:

Not just for those in Detroit, but anywhere where the right to water is being restricted or denied!

hey everyone, this post has only gotten a thousand or so notes and only a single follower of mine has reblogged this from me specifically.

Detroit has been shutting water off for entire neighborhoods regardless of whether people paid bills or not. Even if they didn’t, should that really mean that they should die of thirst? Should there really be a cost to stay alive?

Please, spread this. Link it on other sites so someone down the line who needs this anywhere can take back water, something that should be the right of every human being.

(via shesastounding)

headturnmeon:

Lmaooo

(Source: javisness)

nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too

sikk tekkers bruv…

This is illegal in 63 galaxies

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Timestamp: 1405357567

nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too

sikk tekkers bruv…

This is illegal in 63 galaxies

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

yarrahs-life:

neoamericana:

2damnfeisty:

kyleandmaxinesdaughter:

Conseula Harris being a respectable, fully-clothed, non-hip-swinging/booty-shakin’ black woman in two 1938 films.

[Gif 1] [Gif 2]

that first gif»»»

1938.

1938

(via dynastylnoire)

Timestamp: 1405357419

yarrahs-life:

neoamericana:

2damnfeisty:

kyleandmaxinesdaughter:

Conseula Harris being a respectable, fully-clothed, non-hip-swinging/booty-shakin’ black woman in two 1938 films.

[Gif 1] [Gif 2]

that first gif»»»

1938.

1938

(via dynastylnoire)