May 2013
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solunara: bronaghsteaparty: raggedy-andy: 3-amsecrets: this is my favorite thing tyra banks has ever said Tyra Banks can be problematic as hell, but I really like this i luv u tyra!!!!!!!!!
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cleadmau5: larapeople: I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed My brain literally stopped working for a second
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owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and...
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
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Things I have Learned Today:
queennubian: tiffanyarei: Female kangaroos have 3 vaginas; one dedicated to the child birth and the other two for fucking. The male kangaroo has a bifurcated penis (aka one penis split into two). Kangaroos be goin hard in the paint. O.O 
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thegoddamazon: manif3stlove: trillshitniggaaa: legallyunderage: howtobeafuckinglady: Beyoncé singing about some life changing dick  ICONIC MOMENTS IN LACE FRONT HISTORY. that is pretty much what this song was about. “Baby that dick was good…mm. What you want to eat tonight? You need a foot rub? Back rub? I got your shower ready at 78 degrees farenheit just like you like it boo.” ...
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April 2013
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darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
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How to finish that last minute assignment
cjshark: prettyflyforaredspy: ruemex: disgruntledota: leetakeuchi: I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass. And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills… this will come in handy one day ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
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